By orangediva - 18/09/2016 17:16 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, whilst at work as a furniture salesperson, a couple was looking at a couch. As part of our sales technique, we invite people to take a seat. The man was wearing shorts, and his testicles dropped out to the side. I had to discuss fabric options, etc, whilst avoiding looking at his balls. FML
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orangediva 10

OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.

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Bogrbon 27

I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.

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Comments

Real4Real 11

All the more reason to not buy floor models

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shadypalmtree 20

Those are either really, really short shorts, or really, really hung balls....

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GripItRight 10

Was he watching your reaction?

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xMaeLA 24

~Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble, do they flow? Do they peek out your short shorts and give a little show? Do your balls hang loooow~

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samlovesham1234 9

Ewww, I remember seeing something like that one time when I was on the Skytrain. I don't know how he didn't realize what was happening(Hello? Draft?), but still, not cool.

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tyler_the_asiann 16

Either those are some really long testicles or some really short pants

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MulticoloredSlug 18

That's public nudity. You could have just kicked him out.

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FlyingMangoes 5

Yes, but OP probably works on commission and sending off potential customers doesn't help your paycheck...

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torrea 19

You should've said the fabric is so soft you don't even feel your balls laying on it. And sorry you had you see that. lol

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Dtcnationz 6

Fyl. You're very ballsy to do that, the guy seems like a real dick.

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