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FML - The follow-up
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Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
By Anonymous / Friday 17 September 2010 06:57 / Australia
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By  amerwin  |  3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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  allenrotstein  |  0

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  rebbee  |  0

36, he must have put a 1 in front by mistake, making it 67- making him mildly mentally retarded. JK, everyone makes mistakes, im a terrible speller. :-)

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  skittle68  |  0

Having a high IQ doesn't necessarily mean you are good at spelling. having said that, I don't believe his score of 167 is accurate... OP, you shouldn't complain because there are soooooo many guys that would kill to have a dick big enough to do that lol.

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  dickster  |  0

Are you kidding me? Gluttony is the act of hoarding food and taking excess of what is necessary. Her name is she is a queen that takes too much food for herself. You CANNOT spend money gluttonously, moron.

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  Jf770  |  10

Echem, that word just basically means trying to take something as much as they can. any type of thing.. Like sex, or drugs, or love Or food.

By  lovelikewoe  |  0

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  ItsOkIGotThis  |  0

don't be jealous 75. saying she's hot just means that she looks good (which she does). anything that you connect in your mind makes you have a dirty mind. if they were to say she was ugly, then you'd be something like "you guys are ass holes". so don't hate and get your mid out of the gutter.

By  amerwin  |  3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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  Bananaque  |  0

obviously he's not 5-6 in being it was poking out if his pants. I would imagine he isnt dressed in cloths hanging off his ass- he's getting an award in front of a ton of people.

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