By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.

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nothingforfreez 2

You should have given him a number of a person you don't care for that much. You can still do it! Look the person up in the phonebook and memorize the number, then go in to work and tell him you reconsidered! If the other party complains then just say you have no idea how the inmate got the number.

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fmlmoderate 6

This won't be last time a prisoner will hit on you. and I'm positive one of them will have much nastier things to say too. Don't let it rattle you. They know nothing will happen they just want to make you uncomfortable! I mean, they are in jail...what else can they do?

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ffaisthecoolest 7

You could totally mess with the guy. I bet he'd shank some guy in prison for you.

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wellnowthatsucks 5

way to look on the bright side, sort of...

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boredfishing 0

Thank you for being smart. I grow tired of hearing how people date people in prison and expect them to some how be different.

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wickedevaa 4

That sounds like a typical straight man to me. Feveryone'sL

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HomeAl0ne 20

I'm thinking the rejection hotline number would be your best bet.

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wellnowthatsucks 5

ok not really but similar in that you're still screwed if you hit that

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