By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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ndnpride88 25

Lmao nice way of putting it haha

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01fuckhead10 14

whahaha i'm lmfao.. just feed her meat without her knowing it.. or get another girlfriend who doesn't fart shit

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darkmis1 17

I've been a vegetarian for more than five years and I don't get nasty gas. It just might be her system adjusting, but most likely the food she's eating (possibly beans because of the protein?)

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Sperino 4

Well it's obvious that this FML is fake since everyone knows that women don't fart.

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megatayters 0

Stick a cork in there :P

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kaykay20 0

Yeah some vegetables cause gas like spinach which is quite healthy despite the gassy side effects.

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Calen5556 0

Am I the only one who noticed Steve-O wrote this?

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AliCat18 12

that is horrible! you need to start thinking of a plan to turn her into a juicey meating loving carnivore again!

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