Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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Clipper time

By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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You deserved it 2 077

Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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Shine on

By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Tsunami87 17

Monday 19 December 2011 15:53

Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!

qazaq 1

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Toe nail?

Comments

Lights_Out_fml 6

Monday 19 December 2011 15:56

Better stock up on energy drinks

eveplox 3

Monday 19 December 2011 15:58

the doggy lick - knife edition

elidine 0

Monday 19 December 2011 18:19

Ghetto sex?

ChartreuseRose 7

Monday 19 December 2011 16:08

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you~

AndysFancy 6

Monday 19 December 2011 16:10

3, 4 better lock the door...

tehrealone 6

Monday 19 December 2011 16:20

5,6 let's pick up chicks

flockz 19

Monday 19 December 2011 16:28

7,8 take them on a nice date

flockz 19

Monday 19 December 2011 16:48

11,12 found out they were Santa's elves...

lol_ironic_life 9

Monday 19 December 2011 16:51

13, 14 - a pedo bear holiday fling!

flockz 19

Monday 19 December 2011 16:57

15,16 great now i have to be quarantined.

deadxmau5 6

Monday 19 December 2011 18:59

Anyone else entertained with how far this has for so far lol

WPQ14 15

Monday 19 December 2011 20:45

17, 18, stick to masturbating

eminemop 0

Monday 19 December 2011 21:53

3,4, better lock your door

rocky910 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:26

19-20 give it plenty

deadxmau5 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:43

way to ruin it 126 way to ruin it

lol_ironic_life 9

Friday 23 December 2011 4:22

21, 22 and there it blew

rocky910 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:01

23-24 theres cum on my floor

sjhill 32

Monday 19 December 2011 16:10

It sounds kind of like one of those slasher movies. Sorry didn't mean to scare you :P

BenignSociopath 10

Monday 19 December 2011 16:14

If you don't live alone, and it's not too terribly awkward I'd say sleep in someone else's bed. If your bed stabbed you, you're safe. If it was a person/thing you have a decoy and can safely sleep before you have to investigate further.

waterchestnut 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:15

paranormal activity 4?......

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 19 December 2011 16:18

This is exactly why I sleep with shoes on...

DingoCJ 15

Monday 19 December 2011 16:36

umm.. what??

LifeIsCruelFML 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:48

UM LOLWOT... gross

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 19 December 2011 16:50

Jooooke? Lol, who actually sleeps with shoes on?

jmuld 3

Monday 19 December 2011 17:46

Sneakers O'Toole!

Jakespeed207 4

Thursday 4 October 2012 23:37

Sonic the hedgehog :D

perdix 29

Monday 19 December 2011 16:20

It's a reasonable fear. Load up on coffee, Red Bull, crystal meth and 5-hour Energy to protect your feet until you can go out and buy a pair of Doc Martens slippers.