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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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franticravyn 7

Monday 19 September 2011 12:26

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

underguarded 20

Monday 19 September 2011 12:32

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

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duskclaw 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:21

Was it caught on camera? If so u may be able to file for hazard pay

skikid 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:30

thats ******* awesome

luisgm11 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:21

You shouldve reported them

bballforward33 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:45

Even tho they got u, u have to admit that's just dirty sick ass nasty. I work at a golf course and I'm definitely gonna try it now

Nabi_fml 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:34

you can't jump in the cart?

sydneylol 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 13:14

Who the hell jumps in front of a golf cart?

sinkmeintheriver 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:42

Thats awesome! I wanna work at a golf course now, just so I can tie a Snowboard to a golf cart and ride around on it!

mike410 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:16

I'm callin bullshit on this story

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