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By Disgustingfreak - 03/11/2017 16:10 - United States - Forest Hills

Today, while I was working, a very attractive woman left me a note suggesting i wear deoderant. I wear deodorant. I just naturally smell like an anus I guess. Fml

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Sunday 5 November 2017 22:31

maybe go to a doctor in case you need special deodorant. but it happens, do you wash before you put the deodorant on? because that can make a big difference. you aren't disgusting or a freak, people have bad and good days. go to the doctor and it should get sorted :)

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interesting33 36

Sunday 5 November 2017 22:31

maybe go to a doctor in case you need special deodorant. but it happens, do you wash before you put the deodorant on? because that can make a big difference. you aren't disgusting or a freak, people have bad and good days. go to the doctor and it should get sorted :)

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