Love: Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly... - FML

By Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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hero93 6

Monday 16 January 2012 4:53

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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MrSuperEmoticons 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:32

Did you go off?

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:47

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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1JDub 6

Monday 16 January 2012 0:55

Obviously your confused if you thought it was an accident...FYL dude, shes trying to off you!

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Monday 16 January 2012 1:17

I agree. Plus she couldn't have been confused if she was laughing the moment he woke up after attacking his face! She knew exactly what she was doing!

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 2:49

Geezus! Paranoid much?!?

A100893 30

Monday 16 January 2012 1:04

That actually made me smile, it's such a cute moment. You should've laughed it off and kissed her.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 3:37

Aww! I like that suggestion! That would make a cute moment, absolutely adorable :D

Indigo14 6

Monday 16 January 2012 1:06

Face rape? :P Atleast she found a new way to wake up in the morning. Laugh about it!

Savra_fml 17

Monday 16 January 2012 1:13

If it's not an every night thing just laugh it off OP. No harm done really. Made me laugh, and many others too. Sweet dreams, mate.

bobchickenfart 5

Monday 16 January 2012 1:31

how does she confuse warm, soft, flesh for metal, cold steel?

GhettoXmuffin 7

Monday 16 January 2012 1:52

I don't get it...

WTFreversed 5

Monday 16 January 2012 2:11

Lol

0neiros 14

Monday 16 January 2012 2:26

So tonight mistake her for your bowling ball.

DKjazz 20

Monday 16 January 2012 2:51

I don't know about you, but if my girlfriend knew all of the things I did with my bowling ball, running out of lube would be the least of my worries!

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 3:38

Uh... what? @.o

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 January 2012 3:41

Could've been worse... She could've unplug, kick or smash you.

DEMACIA_fml 6

Monday 16 January 2012 3:43

So, how does she plug you? With what, and more importantly, INTO what? o.0

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