Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman...

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

Comments

ctdawes 3

Monday 13 May 2013 7:57

why would you go to walmart in the first place?

davincidasecond 24

Monday 13 May 2013 8:07

Stand up for yourself man! You're gonna let a random stranger bully you?? She sounds like she just wants to feel better about herself anyway if she's as hideous as you say.

kriseliz 9

Monday 13 May 2013 8:43

The nerve of some women astounds me. It sounds like she wanted to make a scene to make herself and others believe she's worth looking at. Even if you were looking at her, it's not as if you'd made sexy comments about her mother. I'm sure you aren't her first victim.

kallemyster 6

Monday 13 May 2013 10:26

Epitome of beta.

To_Die_For 7

Monday 13 May 2013 10:30

I would have in this situation said something like this.... "Common you can not blame me for starring... " At this point they would be assuming I am justifying starring. Then continue with "Because obviously no one would stare at this mess off a person" Then go on describing why this person is ugly and not hold back. I would not give a **** about being rude is people were treating me this way.

msmedieval 11

Monday 13 May 2013 10:48

Should've yelled "Get away from me you hideous old hag! I'd rather have my eyes picked out by crows than look at you at all." Don't let rude attention ****** bully you.

onerandomtask 14

Monday 13 May 2013 10:53

sounds to me like you need to grow a set and stop letting people walk right over you.

charvisioku 22

Monday 13 May 2013 12:48

"Oh I'm sorry I was just in shock. I didn't think ogres really existed."

girlbye23 15

Monday 13 May 2013 14:15

Seems like she said that to make herself feel like someone wants her.

thejimler 9

Monday 13 May 2013 15:25

If you had anything resembling a spine, you would have come back with something about ogling her was like watching a trainwreck, in that you were amazed at the broken disaster that was her face.