By tash - 24/05/2011 12:33 - Canada

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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Weetart 8

Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.

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imacreeper 3

when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)

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gigglezdaclown18 0

if the grass is so high you can't see a glass bottle you might be a redneck

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ReynshineCutting 10

...or it just rained a lot...

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CanadianMuse 0

Wow... your grass must have been really high...

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anyone918 0

lawnmowers don't shoot the clippings back at the person. they are designed to be somewhat safe. they usually shoot the clippings out the side. even if it's a bag mower and the bag was taken off there is a cover. so you're full of shit and furthermore very pathetic for lying about something on the internet just to get attention. so your fml probably should have been 'today, i'm so ******* lonely and pathetic that i lied about something on the internet just to get attention. fml'. have fun with your disco legs shitbag.

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anyone918 0

apparently there is a moderator so i'll tone it down a little. this can't be true. lawnmowers have safety features. this person probably made it up and in my opinion that's pathetic. suck it moderators!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive, staying alive.

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trollolololo 0

you're so lazy... pick up the bottle next time

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XxGuard 0

WTF?? Even I know to pick up crap before I mow the lawn!! I've known that since I was 13 when I started mowing the lawn. YDI all the way!!

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hotrod28 4

how did you not see that. it's not exactly hard to miss

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