By SelfServiced - 03/11/2014 01:31 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
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tony1891 22

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

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Rinat_fml 26

You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.

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invadermaythe1st 35

Get into bondage That way you "wont be allowed" to moan

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MeanBeagle 22

it takes more effort to moan. its a conscious choice and distracting from what you're trying to do.

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sweetbliss3 37

I don't know about conscious, because I sure don't think to myself "okay, moan right... now." pretty sure it's involuntary, or at least for me it is anyway.

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trtnt25 19

His partner must be putting the effort in to fake it

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syed121417 22

They said "personal time" so you're right, they are masturbating. And don't worry, that happens to me sometimes because I would ********** in my room sometimes while my family was asleep. I doubt they would wake up because I wasn't loud but I kind of primed myself to be quite. But now that I'm actually not alone anymore, I'm sad that I can't just moan easily when I want to.

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patrickalamo 47

Taking matters into your own hands is not always the best answer. Find a friend to help you out.

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Tankkiller308 16

Why would your random male friend want to help you with personal......never mind

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narutoreference 10

I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry.

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liffagain 16

Maybe you just have to get used to it? At first I felt really awkward if I moaned. But with time I just let go and focused on the more important feeling. Now, if I moan it feels so natural and unvoluntary. :)

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Mylife_hell 12

That doesn't make sense wen ur at ur peak that's when u let out a loud moan.

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MzZombicidal 36

Oh, that's right! I forgot everyone was exactly the same! ... -_-

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aliciavanham 13

Hahaha that's awesome. Do the silent thing next time haha.

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