By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Same thing different taste

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BobRoss9 8

I feel like he should write his own FML

You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop

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OP I'm genuinely sorry for you, that must have been embarrassing. But I probably would have thrown up too, so this was just a loss all around.

Its probably best to avoid sucking on the breast with a pimple on it! Did he not notice the pimple at first? I cant imagine anyone sucking on a pimple... and sorry about your embarrassment. :/

squarecircles 13

Hey sounds like it would make a good limerick.

guess you will remain that virgin of the virgin islands.

Yeah... You may wanna maybe... Pop them pimples or something... Fucktonne of body wash maybe?

maybe don't let him suck on your titty pimple? at least give the poor guy a warning next time.