By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Spicy
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 309
You deserved it 19 281

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BobRoss9 8

I feel like he should write his own FML

You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop

Comments

How big was this thing? I mean its boobs...a little puss never killed anyone. If popped a pimple he must have been real rough with them(I know girls how like is kinda rough but hard enough to pop a pimple?)

Jesus woman, pop your pimples and practice some basic hygene. Poor guy.

squideth 18

Oh **** off, hygiene has nothing to do with what your hormones do to your skin. I hope you're ******* perfect.

Good God woman, take care of your body! Pop those pimples -before- they become a problem.

So having a pimple automatically means OP doesn't take care of her body? It's a pimple. Loads of people get them. Plus it's not always a good idea to pop them, it's better for your skin in the long term to just leave them.

So true, you can actually force the gunk further inside and cause some bad damage to the tissue

How hard was he sucking he popped it? But seriously, that sucks. Hopefully he'll recover from that... Or not. FYL And FHL

Are you ******** me, a Zit on the Tit? How ******* disgusting is that ?

squideth 18

Not very disgusting? What are you, ten? Lay off the **** and realize that the human body is not naturally perfect.

dreamingpotato 2

I feel like you should've known about said pimple beforehand, and stopped him. Maybe I'm the only one who actually pays attention to my skin though. /shrugs/

She could have checked in the morning and it appeared sometime during the day. Who checks before intamacy, usually a heat of the moment thing... "Wait! Let me just check myself first"

Wow I can't believe the amount of jerks on this post.First of all, popping acne, especially on the chest leaves scars extremely easily, second of all I shower twice a day, scrub with body exfoliator and I still get pimples. Why was her boyfriend sucking on a boob that had such an obvious pimple?Stfu

Also #103 chest acne is extremely normal. People get pimples everywhere not just on the face you moron.