By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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BobRoss9 8

I feel like he should write his own FML

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Madridsta1999 7

You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop

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usernamepurp 8

That really sucks, but that is kinda nasty...

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weveallbeenthere 30

how big was the pimple . was it the size of your nipple?

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ahelmer 9

Why do you have a pimple on your boob? Nasty!

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profligatesoul 18

Can't give enough thumbs up to that comment. Nasty indeed!

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vibernum 17

Some females have hormone imbalances that cause them, others have syndromes that create them and so forth. Look up "PCOS" and "HS"

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tochiotome 14

Heat rash ointment is amazing for breasts. But really, he should know better not to suck on zits.

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jellenwood 35

I've never had a zit on my tit!

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AlexRen 21

After throwing up, he made his mind up that as long as he lives, he will be a man who likes girls with nice booties.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I adore a good pair of slippers...

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