By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Kent

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML
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emba_fml 13

oh Jesus, what a morbid old woman. S:

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yoursucklives 36

i think everyone would have assumed that she was joking.

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ohcrapitscurtis 8

My grandma has been saying that for 10 years and she's still kicking!

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I would have taken it as a joke too OP. So don't feel too bad.. But if she wants to be a bitter old woman.. Let her live in her bitterness

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Rowdey 10

Man, I cannot wait to be super old. You can run around molesting chicks, screaming at the top of your lungs, while you have no clothes on. And you can have a wingman to be like, "No, no, no, it's okay. He's old."

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thecovert 7

Did she die laughing at your laughter?

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sammyluvspugs 4

Definately not your fault. How were you supposed to know she was serious? You were just trying to be friendly.

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emilymaeve 8

She probably didn't notice, don't kick yourself over it :)

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gyrate 13

Sounds like something my mother would say, and she'd mean it, too :)

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bluelagoon24 19

I'm pretty sure 99.9% of us would laugh too. Don't be hard on yourself OP.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

i agree, talking about personal troubles so openly is not very common...

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disney_blonde 16

If she really thought that why bother worrying about her looks anymore in the first place?

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