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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 13:56
Today, while at a restaurant, my dad willingly bought me buffet privileges. I later vomited all over the table in front of everyone after my dad pushed to eat more than I could handle, because he wanted to get his money's worth from the buffet. FML