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By cschl12 - 15/03/2016 17:55 - United States - Junction City
Today, while at a busy dog park with my dad, I heard a fart-like noise only to turn around and see and elderly woman with her pants down naturally fertilizing the ground. When I tried to get my dads attention she waved and kicked dirt over her own poop. She could've at least used a doggie bag. FML