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By liftthetrucks - 26/05/2016 23:22 - United States - Naperville

Today, when i was painting my room after not sleeping for 2 days, I decided to take a nap. After I woke up my 5 year old brother was smiling and my back was covered in paint. I had a swim meet in 20 minutes and it was a 15 minute drive. FML

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Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 16:16

At least i hope the paint fumes gave you pleasant dreams while you were napping away.

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Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 16:16

At least i hope the paint fumes gave you pleasant dreams while you were napping away.

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