Miscellaneous: Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

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By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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MrConned 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:40

Damn son, sounds like an orgy gone wrong.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:00

Just tell him you're going to go Samurai Nazi all over his tuchus.

Comments

laya_fml 26

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:40

Hey, I'm half-German half-Jewish. I get tons of jokes too. Just embrace it.

ananas99_fml 10

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:04

Well German and Jewish...STRANGE

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 3 May 2013 17:50

Real professional teacher

insomniac8400 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:01

It's ironic get over it

magnetic_aura 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 3:58

I'm Jewish and my ex boyfriend is Japanese and German. We had fun being fake racist at each other... You get to be fake racist at yourself. :-P

Ipsum629 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 19:16

That doesn't sound ironic at all. There are millions of German Jews and Japan didn't persecute the Jews. it would be ironic if you were half British half French, though.

MrCommunism 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 23:38

The only thing that could make it more ironic is to be Italian

nottheuglyfriend 20

Monday 22 February 2016 5:59

I am German-Japanese too!!! I have never met anyone the same before :D

Tyrax 16

Saturday 6 August 2016 18:17

**** everyone who ever made fun of it. The most that anyone's heritage should get is interest. Decent questions, like "How far back do they two most prominent ethnicities meet up?" or "Which side is which?" I'm German and Scot-Irish - I've been assumed to be an alcoholic Nazi based on that. I feel your pain, OP.