Miscellaneous: Today, we had the fitness test for ROTC. The test is the last...

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By sleeping my future away - 08/04/2016 15:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, we had the fitness test for ROTC. The test is the last thing on my list for my scholarship. I was so nervous last night that I feel asleep late. I overslept and didn't wake up until after the test was over. FML.

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