By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 05:39 - United States - Roseville

Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML
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kujiens101 24

To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.

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Seems like you are rather unhinged ^^

Druu 53

Calm down there, big guy. The Romanoffs will be in no rush to have you over again.

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accidents happen OP. dnt be hinged about it

kujiens101 24

Haha Some people call me Clark Kent cause I look surprisingly like him, and I break things that aren't supposed to be able to break...

kujiens101 24

Rickety shed. My girlfriend told me i had to pull to open it. So I pulled, until it opened. In hindsight, it was probably a push

species4872 19

And after you removed the buckshot from your backside what did they say.

Roseville, Michigan? That's what they get for living in a shed.

Shadowvoid 33

At least they can be happy that you are strong enough to protect them.

kujiens101 24

To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.

Leviathene 34

Old Man Gibbon's fake ghost costume he was using to scare off those meddlesome kids - and their dog.

kujiens101 24

Tools that were so rusted, it looked like no one had opened that door in decades.

are you the ******* hulk? how do you accidentally rip a door off its hinges