By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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Sicilysstallion 2

When you gotta to , you gotta to

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doglover100 28

Girls do fart. She feels comfortable around you enough to fart in front of you.

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bakerella 29

why are you saying FML at this? she obviously had an upset stomach

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unlucky_lucy 17

At least she feels comfortable enough to fart around you.. Or she is testing to see how committed you really are

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JoseIsAdork 31

that's when you squeeze your butt cheeks together, forget the damn Charmin!

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aboynamedjude 8

The need to use the bathroom doesn't always come at the most convenient time. Get over yourself OP, it's part of life.

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feckery101 5

she probably had to shit like every other female does. if your gonna be with her the rest of your life, you better get used to her farts.

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