Sex and Intimacy: Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job,...

By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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Scands_59 14

Tuesday 20 November 2012 16:02

Double meaning to giving head!

jweezy89 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 16:01

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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frottiejoy 7

Tuesday 20 November 2012 20:45

were u in the dark?

gc327072 30

Tuesday 20 November 2012 20:56

I have a feeling I'll be seeing this on sirinz in a few weeks...

ocramavaf 15

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:07

normally I'd suggest a ******** as a sorry but with your recent endeavour I'd shy away from it... cake

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:23

*finds hand cuffs* what? My parents are cops

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:25

40) Noor... That comment made me burst put laughing in the middle of a bio exam... And it WAS silent. Kudos!!!

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:27

Uhhh now I have to explain to my teacher why I interrupted te test when it was dead silent in the room =

broncofan1 3

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:40

lol, you go girl

SportyShain 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 3:34

Gettin it

soyeah_whatsup 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:49

Know your limits op...

bitchsbehating 2

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:59

You're Dirty .

jmcr 27

Tuesday 20 November 2012 22:28

Dont blame him sorry though i bet you feel terrible about it too

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