Intimacy: Today, I have to clear up after an orgy from last night. That...

By Frustrated - 19/04/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I have to clear up after an orgy from last night. That would be bad enough, but I spent weeks arranging it, supplied the venue and everything else, and I was the only guy not to get laid. FML

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anon430 20

Thursday 19 April 2018 5:26

You arranged an entire orgy to get laid? Now that is dedication!

ChakatBlackstar 29

Thursday 19 April 2018 6:15

It's very rare to get an FML this ironic, seeing as not getting f***ed was the problem.

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Rabite 28

Thursday 19 April 2018 15:20

New job possibility "orgy planner"!

shutupheart 11

Thursday 19 April 2018 15:37

Every orgy needs a witness... and baby wipes 😉

DoctorPhil 8

Thursday 19 April 2018 16:31

I say you deserve it. how the hell are you going to arrange all of that and not even get any?

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 19 April 2018 17:17

I'm tempted to say you deserve it for not getting help planning, setting up, and cleaning, but I'll be nice and say your life does suck.

Ciara Koch 22

Friday 20 April 2018 6:50

Lol Like he doesn’t need insult to injury this is the only fml I can vote on

Ciara Koch 22

Friday 20 April 2018 6:51

Only fml I can’t vote on lol if he doesn’t need insult to injury

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 19:03

Awwwwww man that definitely sucks. How does that even go down like that lol. Fyl dude. Just majorly fyl

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