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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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You deserved it 15 595

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 4765

By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.

mozeszback 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:05

Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:41

Ha. Ha.

TheShard1994 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:48

Heh, so what? That version is awesome!

luvtheknot 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:31

well it could have been worse I could have been your roommate i'm Scottish and play a mean bagpipe

mrbungle666 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:12

Maybe your roommate thought you were dead.

Abbiesaur 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:01

Your roommate is BADASS! I don't know what you're complaining about. You're the one who was hungover in the first place!

MaddieWolfie14 0

Monday 28 February 2011 2:20

wtf! that sucks, but i officially love your roommate.

boywithhat 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:39

dont mess with the pipes

Honda288 2

Monday 28 February 2011 4:40

I would have shoved that stereo so far up his ass you could hear the music when he talked.

Dr_Amazing 1

Monday 28 February 2011 5:07

It's really weird that so many people think that getting a hangover is some sort of crime that needs to be punished.

zargon 1

Monday 28 February 2011 5:41

All stupidity is a crime that deserves to be punished. Being stupid enough to get hungover is one such crime of stupidity.

Dr_Amazing 1

Monday 28 February 2011 6:52

That's just wrong. There's no point in throwing every mistake someone makes back in their face. Especially when it's hurting no one. So the guy decided to keep drinking and sleep it off the next day. Why's the roommate care.

zargon 1

Monday 28 February 2011 7:14

Not every mistake everyone makes is borne of stupidity. For the ones that are, it can only make the world a better place to stop them. Every single person is part of the future of this world, and I'd rather leave the future to people who can act intelligently and responsibly.

Dr_Amazing 1

Monday 28 February 2011 8:09

I suppose. But it seems like it's just causing more trouble. Waking someone who is trying to sleep through a hangover is making the problem worse. It's like if someone waits till the last minute to study for a test and you hide their books. Yeah they should have studied earlier but why do that?

arsims7 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:09

I would've punched the roommate

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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