Intimacy: Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried...

By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

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Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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docscientist 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:55

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:48

used, but not even in the good way

Comments

BikeAllDay818 6

Friday 25 November 2011 12:21

What a ******* bitch, didn't think girls would go THAT low.

im_so_ninja 0

Friday 25 November 2011 14:34

don't you just hate it when that happens?

jonnyroscoe 3

Friday 25 November 2011 21:19

Ask about her resistance by kicking her ass out in the cold.

seanseansean321 0

Friday 25 November 2011 21:46

I woulda said, "shit, i was only dating you because im horny." or something to make her self confidence drop like a stone.

skinflint 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:19

I was only dating you on a dare.

black_martin 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:25

Tell that bitch that her face is physically challenged, that'll strike down her confidence

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:11

Yup, because two wrongs make a right, right?

tutes13 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:17

harsh much?

katlinnichole 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:51

Bitch! Tell her that she needs to learn how to stop being a twat and stop trying to screw around with guys. You probably have enough confidence in one ass cheek than she does in her whole body, and that's why she did this. You'll find someone better.