Intimacy: Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit... - FML

By rmL - 13/10/2008 08:31

Spicy

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML

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Burglary [gone sexual]

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 14:50 - United States - Frisco

Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Lewis - 04/09/2010 11:02 - Australia

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Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

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By Ophelia - 08/06/2016 04:05 - United States - Hudson

Today, a realtor came to take a look at my house. I had worked all morning to make it look lovely. When they took pictures, I explained a number of ways I could change things so everything would look as good as possible. After the house tour, they told me it should be bulldozed. FML

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By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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ubbiejames 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:00

#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.

pommeblossom 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:34

Why would you do that if people were coming?

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uberledge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:07

and through here we have...... a happy little boy lol

rachie94 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:57

if you knew the realistate people were coming why were you "wanking"?

FMLSJS 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:09

Does that come with the house? lol.

Jmtsis96 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:35

Wtf is wanking?

LizzyTheCaliGurl 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:34

Masturbating

penizulaface 0

Friday 12 June 2009 19:33

27 r penis i r pirate I R PIRATE ^^

Jonno8825 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:16

@10 LOLOLOLolol

webboy_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:26

Chokin the chicken lol

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:07

Did they buy the house after that?

prone2_badluck 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:59

Realtors don't always call before going..especially if its on regular lockbox or even a code lockbox (unless its specified in the details part of the property of the mls sheet) But haha, did they just stare at you? Did you finish? Ahh so many questions! ;)

hahahathis 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:04

Oh man! haha.

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