Intimacy: Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit... - FML

By rmL - 13/10/2008 08:31

Spicy

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML

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Burglary [gone sexual]

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 14:50 - United States - Frisco

Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Lewis - 04/09/2010 11:02 - Australia

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Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

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By Ophelia - 08/06/2016 04:05 - United States - Hudson

Today, a realtor came to take a look at my house. I had worked all morning to make it look lovely. When they took pictures, I explained a number of ways I could change things so everything would look as good as possible. After the house tour, they told me it should be bulldozed. FML

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By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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ubbiejames 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:00

#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.

pommeblossom 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:34

Why would you do that if people were coming?

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mis801 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:37

o wow dang i love this crap

aj193344 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:54

lock your door idiot!

Tyler_Allen 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:04

at least they didnt start wanking with u

rpgking1620 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:46

************ is...... flogging the bishop. charming the snake. playing the one holed flute. wrestling with cyclops. beating around the bush.

FFUU 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:25

You're suppose to look em in the eyes and finish!

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:40

Creepy

ebartelheim 6

Monday 25 July 2011 7:38

Something a new mattress cannot fix.

WeaverSka 16

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:43

OH GOD >< This is just... WOW

WeaverSka 16

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:45

I mean, youd have to sign off from that estate agent cause you wouldnt be able to look them in the eyes after that... This is so awkward i cant imagine. I mean, getting caught by your girlfriend or parents is bad, but an estate agent and some strangers... Ouch...

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:32

way to lock the door dude...

43trauts 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:41

SOLD!

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