Work: Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher....

By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML

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By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML

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By funfettifirework - 18/08/2016 05:08 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By needs_another_loan - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.

DalPozzo13 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:15

He must think you're hot

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Honda288 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:08

And the office "tough guy" will get fired for that if your boss has any sense.

AceArctic 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:17

He just wanted to make it snow...

ronnieboo 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:40

You must be smokin hot!! :) lol

cynicaloptimist 3

Friday 27 January 2012 18:13

would you have preferred to be on fire?

JuiceGrape 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 17:48

That's extremely dangerous, you could get burned from that thing, no seriously, thats how cold that stuff is.

pandaamanda 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:09

So maybe he needs a little more practice!

Trollin56 0

Monday 20 February 2012 13:26

Maybe you are so hot that he thought you were going to catch fire!!?

mk58 31

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:32

And this is when you hit this tough guy with said fire extinguisher.

SinfulEnd 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:20

Think on the bright side, Now that he knows how to use it, he can now put out a real fire!

Neilish 15

Saturday 7 September 2013 10:27

"I wasn't on fire. FML" not a sentence I ever thought I'd see

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