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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:22

selfish bitch

Nimmrodel 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:26

You got plenty of boxes from the move, live in one of them.

Comments

FYLminerocks 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:29

It was her time of month?

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:08

Being on your period doesn't give you the right to be a total bitch.

Alienkiller 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:30

that's cold what a bitch

kindlystfupls 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:32

what a *****. why would she let you move all your stuff in to break up with you??

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:36

I really don't think she thought of it like that. Moving in his stuff would be extremely counterproductive if she had planned to break up with him.

ambowew 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:32

Bringing all those 'trophies' of your past endeavors into her house might not have been a good idea, you ****.

Jrefinne 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:12

Serial killer is more likely.

singhjr96 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:33

she just want your glade plug in.

LovelyLu 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:35

so messed up...sorry:(

mintcar 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:36

That sucks, but I'm sure you can find another place to stay. Friends?

DCFan 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:45

Or he could get a new girlfriend real fast "hello speed dating/eharmony/match.com" yeah.. I'm sure that's what he meant to say

sheethapins 13

Monday 2 May 2011 1:43

Oh yeah I can see it now: Hi, my name is ___, I am sensitive, love long walks on the beach, hiking, candle-lit dinners at home... speaking of which, how would you feel about me moving in? I think it's the right time. I mean we've known eachother for 45 minutes now, I think we're ready for the next step. Don't you?