Kids: Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to...

By Got_any_grapes1 - 11/04/2011 17:23 - United States

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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Precious little boy

By stupid older sister - 24/07/2014 21:54 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Phoebe??

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By Kelsie - 12/12/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML

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By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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Monday 11 April 2011 22:27

just restore from the recycle bin...

CateXOX 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:35

You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.

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danceyourassoff 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:43

you should have given her the silent treatment.

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:46

ydi for not putting her in an actual timeout in her room.... taking away one toy doesn't really do much unless they're away from home. I suppose she could have been at your house, but then ydi for not putting your laptop away.

tahvoh 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:24

how old is this girl? 13? to be able to delete ur pics...

fcryingoutloud 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:34

owned, bitch. learn to be respectful to kids.

trif09 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:43

lock that little bitch in the closet!

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:54

Spank that, all on the floor! 

emodude44 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:57

Recycling bin doesn't work on my laptop. Weird, i know. Anyways. Smart kid...

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:31

If the kid is young enough to be punished by having a stuffed animal taken away, my guess is the kid is also young enough to need to be watched fairly closely... so it's your own damn fault the kid managed to "sneak" onto your laptop in the first place.