Love: Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed...

By Disappointed - 10/09/2012 04:26 - United States - Angleton

Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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Freakout

By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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MissMae93 23

Monday 10 September 2012 12:03

You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?

MisterMichael 9

Monday 10 September 2012 12:07

Great way to "break" the ice

Comments

RentaName 15

Monday 10 September 2012 16:30

How did you manage to run over her foot?

OceanBlueSea 12

Monday 10 September 2012 16:57

Great start

stephhrunsaway 21

Monday 10 September 2012 17:59

How can you be in love with someone who doesn't even know who you are?

Krissylynnfoo 1

Monday 10 September 2012 20:26

Ouch. At least she noticed you right?

loserboii 11

Monday 10 September 2012 20:42

"And that kids is how I met your mother."

loveistwisted 10

Monday 10 September 2012 20:50

That was your chance!!! Could have got out, picked her up, and taken her to the hospital and apologize.

day624 14

Monday 10 September 2012 21:15

The start of a beautiful relationship

Jenny555_fml 8

Monday 10 September 2012 21:38

You scored after all somehow

CustardAndPie 13

Monday 10 September 2012 22:23

Is her name Bella Swan, by any chance? TEAM TYLER'S VAN 5EVA

Mahtari 19

Monday 10 September 2012 22:24

gj op. Unleash phase 2 of your glorious plan.

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