Miscellaneous: Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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Mystery

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 928

By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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tanyatsaini 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:08

You should find them. And you should kill them.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:25

Good luck

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:24

You just folliw the tracking device that was installed into the bear! duh..

perdix 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:09

I don't know if they thought it would be "funny," as much as it might be "profitable."

raddybear 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:09

Taken 3?

iti_fml 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:48

liam neeson voice: I will look for you.... I will find you ... nd I will kill you

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:44

Good luck...

stacey2570 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:10

That's not very nice!

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:11

Was it's name Ted? :-)

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:04

Ted bear.

annihil8or 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 14:37

With 'E' as the middle initial?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:11

Hope the ransom doesn't make your wallet and bank account bare...and if you refuse to pay I sure hope they don't turn him into fuzzy wuzzy...

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:14

I'm really wondering what you would have to pay to get it back.

EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:16

What were they asking for? Your piggy bank?

littlem91 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:18

At least you have a chance of reclaiming yours, I recently lost mine for good. :'(

mezochan 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:25

Find them and claim you'll pay the ransom. When you meet to exchange, throw a teddy bear full of bricks at their head and flee with your own bear.

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Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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Same thing different taste

Who's a good boy? Not you.

Mystery

Sneaky

It's always in the most obvious place

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