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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 08:16
Today, someone puked on the dance floor at my job at a bar. As I was bent down cleaning it, a girl kicked me into the vomit. When I yelled at her, her boyfriend kicked me in the jaw while I was on the floor. FML.