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By lingling - 16/12/2012 00:57 - United States - Germantown

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML

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Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML

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Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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Sunday 16 December 2012 10:52

What I want to know, is what the hell kind of place has My Little Pony on the jukebox?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 16 December 2012 10:43

Don't put "My Little Pony" in your juke if you can't handle hearing it. PS - Don't be a wuss.

Comments

idealTHC 7

Monday 17 December 2012 0:09

DAMN IT!!! this stupid app wont let me say anything I want!!

PunkySpunky78 15

Monday 17 December 2012 1:21

I wonder if it was the new my little pony or the old one

Yousuck24 21

Monday 17 December 2012 1:43

Unless it was one of those Jukeboxes which has iPod connectivity, I'm surprised to hear that there is a Jukebox with over 4 hours of MLP music.

Yousuck24 21

Monday 17 December 2012 2:23

Oh I missed the part about the coins. I guess it's still plausible, since it could charge a coin every time a song on the iPod plays.

MiaXMoonlight 10

Monday 17 December 2012 3:21

Haha I love it. Brony for life.

Spottedfeather 7

Monday 17 December 2012 3:36

What kind of place has My Little Pony songs on the jukebox ? What kind of place even still has a jukebox ?

BigSexy123 11

Monday 17 December 2012 4:59

You'd be surprised. Most "throwback" restaurants (specifically those with a 1950's theme) tend to have operating jukeboxes in them. The bowling alley I live near even has one :P The MLP music mystifies me, though...