Intimacy: Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being...

By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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muhaidib 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:32

what the ****?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:21

On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!

Comments

AbelAbel 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:35

Troll harder.

Prolusive 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:43

Religion.

lil_lala209 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:51

your stupid for purposing to someone who cheated on you...

skitzoyd 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:55

how about both?

AlexBuda 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:57

Cant think of an appropriate comment :(

jewjewB 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:11

it's time to find a new fiancé trust me when I say she sounds like she's greatly unappreciative and I don't know what women would make any other comment than yes after getting an engagement ring

withered 30

Friday 5 January 2018 22:00

" I don't know what women would make any other comment than yes after getting an engagement ring" Oh, I don't know. Maybe those who don't want to get married/aren't ready yet?