Miscellaneous: Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea...

By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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You deserved it 25 112

By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 1 193

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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You deserved it 35 515

By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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You deserved it 10 456

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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You deserved it 136

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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You deserved it 5 031

By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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You deserved it 3 878

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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You deserved it 34 842

christophbak 14

Friday 11 September 2015 8:15

Well, if I were there I'd probably laugh too, but if no one asked if you're okay, they're probably all dickheads.

Killz268 18

Friday 11 September 2015 8:19

one of the many reasons I'm doing homeschooling, don't gotta deal with people's shit, and I don't gotta deal with waking up at 6:00 in the morning.

Comments

pixierara 28

Friday 11 September 2015 12:03

Sorry op. I just had a girl chuck her pencil across the room and stab me the other day.

Schala360 27

Friday 11 September 2015 12:33

Catch it next time maybe?, jk bad luck

Chilled_Rambo 11

Friday 11 September 2015 13:40

I would've thrown it right back at the classmate. Sorry you've got to deal with people like that OP!

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 11 September 2015 13:56

Getting hit in that area can be dangerous. If your headache persists, see a doctor.

IamHM 14

Friday 11 September 2015 14:11

Sue the dude for assault. If you photographed your injuries, you might have a case.

Bandicoot88 16

Friday 11 September 2015 14:51

This is how school shootings are started

thejonac 21

Friday 11 September 2015 15:37

the teacher sounds kind of unprofessional to me js

cluch3 22

Friday 11 September 2015 16:18

OMG I THINK YOUR IN MY CLASS

oldsaltydawg 12

Friday 11 September 2015 16:23

HA nerd.

monkeytater96 23

Friday 11 September 2015 17:31

I feel you because I was always that kid that got hit. ALWAYS. Whether it was with a ball walking to class. Just eating at lunch and a food fight starts it hit me instead of the table beyond me. I feel your pain OP!!