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By That one guy you know - 15/12/2016 15:58 - United States - Rochester

Today, once again while at work my shift manager messed up the schedule. Now this would not have been so bad, but this time I got a 30 minute long rant from HIM saying how I need to be more responsible. FML.

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Kattsu 0

Friday 16 December 2016 21:56

Don't let it upset you OP, he is probably irresponsible, and just blames it on people to resist taking blame. I think it's a little 'shifty' of him :3

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Kattsu 0

Friday 16 December 2016 21:56

Don't let it upset you OP, he is probably irresponsible, and just blames it on people to resist taking blame. I think it's a little 'shifty' of him :3

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