Today, of all the football clubs I could have supported, I’m...

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 06:55 - Nigeria

Today, of all the football clubs I could have supported, I’m a Manchester United fan. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 8 September 2022 4:47

How's that regret working out for you, champ? Four straight wins, two of which were over some of their biggest rivals, is not a bad run. They just got off to a bumpy start. And they've stuck with the manager too, unlike Chelsea.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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