Love: Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 03:07 - United States

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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By Johannes_712 - 05/07/2019 12:00

Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By What a happy day - 14/01/2013 17:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

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By GoFigure - 15/06/2016 13:33 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML

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By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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byron7109 6

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:45

that's messed up dude

quadder 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:47

he's got the sloppy seconds

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michman23 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:03

haha your brother is down with OPP

ineversaynever 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:04

r u gay?

unchained_fml 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:28

99. Apparently his brother didnt think family came first. your so called voice of reasoning sucks.

aback 4

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:58

Just say no. Tell him to try to find a friend who'll do it.

cheshirez 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:04

aww, how many movies has that happened in? its an age old thing bro, we all just live our lives.

mpclaw 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:09

sounds like you all ought to be guests on Jerry Springer

daleftw 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:34

So your brother dated your ex without your knowledge up until now? That's kind of messed up. And I can't believe it hasn't been said already. Bang all the bridesmaids all at once.

N0tabasicweezy 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:38

Look at the positives your at you brothers wedding he obviousley still love's you since your the best man forgive and forget?

Kinky_minx 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:09

sucks to be you but well done for being best man I wouldn't be able to!

macgyver2009 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:35

hey at least you got it first

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