Today, my wife tested positive. Even though we are both vaccinated.... - FML

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By great_nate - 30/08/2021 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my wife tested positive. Even though we are both vaccinated. FML

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pandaandthepitty 12

Monday 27 September 2021 16:39

Being vaccinated doesn't mean becoming immune altogether. You still get it and spread it. The symptoms just may not be as severe, depending on your immune systems.

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pandaandthepitty 12

Monday 27 September 2021 16:39

Being vaccinated doesn't mean becoming immune altogether. You still get it and spread it. The symptoms just may not be as severe, depending on your immune systems.

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