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No! Don't call the cops yet! Observe his pooping schedule for a few days, THEN call the cops! BUT, tell them that there's a guy planting bombs in your front yard and your scared you'll step on one! Then just as he's squatted to do his 'business', the cops will come with their guns out, sirens going off, and they'll be yelling at him to pull his pants up! See if your neighbour ever poops again!

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This brings back some classroom memories. I learnt in US History that cops are actually Communists. Oh, and so is Jesus Christ. In fact, most of our authority figures are Communists. Don't you just love public school?

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haha that guy is funny. he should stop heroin and start getting high on the drug called Charlie Sheen..... WOW WINNING

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Wait... Aren't you a stoner? Looks like you need to spit that joint out and quit creepin' on girls on FML.

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or, shoot him in the balls with a tazer. Who the hell said Socipath? WHO!! *gets really pissed of over the internet and kills 15peoples with a fork*

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yeah cuz when you find poo in your yard you're going to smell it, and mesure it to see wether it belongs to a human or a dog.

Lmfao, the joys of junkies. I'd scoop it up and throw all of his own shit at his front door :) He is probably too fucked up to notice anyways.

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