By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Egnar 19

Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying. If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.

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kitsune3 20

So...You're saying she wants you to be a shimmering, two-sided fag with douchebag chin fuzz, an ass-fugly face, and digitally edited physique who stands as the ultimate disgrace to his own kind?

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gurly98 13

Fail she wants u to be a sparkling fairy princess

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GoneClubbin 9

Well then the next time she wants sex leave for a week to go " hunting"

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Bludmagnus 13

Do the grown up thing. Get a really graphic BDSM ****, and tell her to guess what is on there that is also missing from your marriage. Answer stupidity with stupidity.

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AlcyoneBlack 11

i have only one question to this statement: was she comparing you to jacob or edward?

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jayhawk9000 5

yes, because "Twilight" is the BEST model for relationships...smh.

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geon_olam 17

What the marriage needs is... A death?

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doglover100 28

It needs a sparkly 101 year old vampire?

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