Intimacy: Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms....

By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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dmoney247ivy 2

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:45

damn.... really sorry that happened

ultra_notorious 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 15:17

at least he wasnt raw dogging her. still time to take out the trash.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:58

Did neither of you notice that he didn't put them in the trash? Or did you all not know about that?

EyRaB 17

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:02

finding that condom is going to be mighty expensive for you

jessdexter 5

Wednesday 4 February 2015 20:52

Yes you can

dblender995 1

Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:43

what do you mean you can't flush condoms?

SammiixSue 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:45

You totally can, though.

Lafayo 9

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:15

..these hoes ain't loyal..

bp94 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 8:45

Ouch

nicole74 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 9:54

Sorry to hear that! :( but I honestly didn't know that either. My boyfriend always did that. :p

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