By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 264
You deserved it 2 484

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Paramedicjelly 0

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Skittles44848 0

Damn dude that really sucks. Maybe you can still salvage your relationship. Forgiveness is the first step.

why is it when a dude cheats girls always say "dump him" but when the chick cheats it's "save the relationship"?

I'd say try to save the relationship either way. My fiancé cheated on me but we still managed to save our relationship. It's hard, it really is, and there is a lot of issues you will have to work on, but if both parties are willing to try their best, it's very possible.

shamic09 0

wow, hope no prenup. good luck man

Man, I would take that bitch by the throat, strangle the shit out of her then piss on her corpse, Then after I wake up from my cold dark dream, I would kick her ass out of the house and **** her cousin

wow, way to be "rewarded" for being a good husband huh?

1inbed 0

I would have just like kicked her out of the house

That sucks. I agree with #2, but also her cousin, ex-boyfriend, bes girl-friend, grandma, and the guy she did it with. And then you have really f'd her.