Health: Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends....

By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:19

The true survival kit. The ***** can be used as a grappling hook, the ball gag as a simple weapon, and the condoms to carry water.

Trinidad727 9

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:20

Sorry you had to find out that way...

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Lars93 18

Friday 19 June 2015 0:08

You're a gay woman ?

mosquito19 14

Friday 19 June 2015 0:21

so it was a business trip

_LoveSucks_21 13

Friday 19 June 2015 1:20

She maybe wanted more but u maybe did deserve it I would have to meet who she is going with first

yourwifelovesme 25

Friday 19 June 2015 7:25

well she was certainly pitching someone's tent....

av8r5 5

Friday 19 June 2015 9:48

DIVORCE that cheating piece of shit

emilyjaynemarie 13

Friday 19 June 2015 14:56

not cool. sorry to hear thar OP. I found out the hard way when mt husband was cheating on me. I hope you don't forgive her so easily for this.

officercupid 7

Friday 19 June 2015 17:31

Kinky.

lostinareverie 21

Friday 19 June 2015 20:00

Well you just haven't been camping properly.

StayFaithful 8

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:01

awful

Zaayuro 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:36

well I'm just suprised she was able to hide something like that

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