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By gatorgirl7563 - 29/01/2016 15:40 - United States - Tampa

Today, my virus-riddled sinuses emptied snot into my mouth. Not wanting to swallow & just run out of tissue, I rolled down my window to spit. The snot was so thick it fell short & landed on my arm. I had to drive 8 miles with a dangling green-yellow snot bracelet before I could wipe it off. FML

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