By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Bathory_fml 0

Just start screaming "I HAVE NO SON! " at the top of your lungs. That'll shut her up. Probably out of confusion, but still.

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dzidziaud 5

Hahaha, that must have been fun. was your visit to the police station pleasant? :]

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dashlovesjojo 7

Wow all I can say is wow

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fantasyworld 37

Say that you're leaving and not coming back.

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NickACD 27

Just say "Wait, you don't have a dad? IM FREE!" Then walk out and wait five minutes around back.

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Peyton_J_W 14

Dads start keeping family photos with them

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