By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 04:18 - United States - Burnsville

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Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Teacher - "So class let's learn at safe sex beca..." OP - "HAHAHAHAHH he said sex!" Teacher - "I don't see how saying the word sex....." OP - "crying"

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emILYforever 0

haha that's like a kid in my class:) then we play penis:) and he can't stop laughing://////

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perdix 29

Once he successfully completes the course, instead of laughing, he'll make ****** sounds every time he hears the word "sex." Omigod, omigod, omigod! Yeah, I got an A+ in Sex Ed. Omigod, omigod, omigod!

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PYLrulz 17

I didn't realize your kid was Butthead

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laevatin 2

Better have him laughing then crying about it. If its amuses him, then so shall it be. You should be worrying if he's 26 and still laughs about it.

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DontForgetMe4 0

No big deal, this sorta stuff happens with a lot of younger guys, and even girls.

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ycrem0n 21

Still better than 12 year olds casually talking about oral, handjobs, BDSM, tentacle, furry and stuff. OP just needs to guide him to the right path.

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LSS_fml 18

What's BDSM? And tentacle? And furry?

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TheDrifter 23

Don't google it, you can't unsee it. On second thought, go ahead, after all, how do you know what you're into if you haven't tried everything yet?

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LSS_fml 18

Well I got told not to google blue waffle, but did. Pretty sure I'm not into that... So maybe I'll just leave these things in the 'I'll never know' pile.

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redbluegreen 40

If you don't know what BDSM, tentacle ****, or furries are, I'd be a little worried as to how you've managed on FML. With the exception of tentacle ****, they're nowhere near as bad or disgusting as blue waffle, so go ahead and google. You're bound to find out someday anyway.

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LSS_fml 18

So I found bondage, Japanese rape cartoons, and ***********. Is that right?

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IHaveThePower 16

BDSM is a collection of sex games. Furries are people who dress up like animals because they feel kinship with the totemic animals. Tentacle is a **** genre popular in Japan, because they had censors that were trying to force **** out of existence, so they replaced weeners with tentacles and exotic monsters, thus proving that so long as there are humans, there will be ****.

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redbluegreen 40

BDSM is an umbrella term, but it's not limited or equal to bondage. Furries ≠ **********. I'm not touching the other one.

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nm11 4

I also found this. Somethings shouldn't be shared, scarred by the tentacle Japanese shit. :(

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twisted_cherub 14

Being a furry has nothing to do with fetishism. There is a fetish for it. But that's like saying everyone who paints their house has a latex fetish. Furries are simply a fandom centered around anthropomorphic animals. Anthropomorphic is the word to google.

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Furrywhiplash 14

Like what he said, google "anthropomorphic." And it's not like my FML account name is a twist on furries at all... Thats preposterous...

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TheDrifter 23

Now you're just trying to hide your inner freaky. It's too late, he's seen what you really do in those suits.

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Schiffy 18

Sounds like a kid from my 9th grade Bio class. Whenever the teacher mentioned anything about the reproductive system, this one kid in the back would start acting like Glenn Quagmire.

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akdakine81 2

He was probably just stoned

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Enslaved 36

Wait for that second call, when he's in Geography class and the teacher starts talking about "Idaho". :P

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redbluegreen 40

He'll probably be the one that responds with "Youdaho".

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dukie420 4

I think the word ****** is way funnier

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wlddog 14

I can't really blame your son. I have three kids and I still perk up when I hear the word sex. Your sons hormones are coming out of his ears at that age and he is just nervous.

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