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By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML

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Monday 22 October 2012 22:37

He was thinkin with the small head...

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Monday 22 October 2012 22:38

Innovation. He's going places.

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deadboyparis 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:52

HAHAHAHA

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 13:30

Haha love it

theuglywhitekid 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:31

this kid, is my hero ~the ugly wjite kid~

brittanypoo96 0

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:50

Hahahahahah LMAO.

Supernovas_Child 13

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:14

This kind of made my day.

kaynorr 9

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:05

What a bamf

workout1 5

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:21

He is: A) Really stupid B) Immature C) Desperate D) All of the above Which one are you going to choose? I am going for D all of the above.

bellatrix0805 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 12:00

Lol

rachaelsinclair 0

Thursday 25 October 2012 13:54

LOL.

nickolascronk 3

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:59

That's ****** funny.

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